Im not missing you stranger.

I was cleaning up my room when I found my diary since Im in form 1 till the beginning of Gombak. There were few papers in there with notes written when I was in matrix. When I read it few days ago I realized how much you've changed.

I dont know what to expect from you. you are just different. I appreciate our friendship before. but it wasnt me who left you. It was you who decided to go to someone else. that was the past. I dont expect the same in the future. So dont act and make stories as if you know me. You dont know me. Not now, not before this and never will in the future. I am not who you think I am. (Im SUPERMAN!!!. OK. tak kelakar)

Therefore my friend, (friend ke?) thanks for the memories even though it werent so great, but Im not indulging for worst in the future and Im not missing you. hehe~

hanging by a moment- (this is fun!)

1. If someone says, “Is this okay?” you say-> when i dream at night-marc anthony


2. How would you describe yourself? -> mana mungkin-dayang nurfaizah


3. What do you like in a guy/girl?-> hati ini-nabil


4. How do you feel today?-> away from the sun-three doors down


5. What is your life’s purpose?-> selalu mengalah...??? heh.- seventeen


6. What's your motto? -> lucky-jason mraz


7. What do your friends think of you? -> bob bop baby-westlife??


8. What do you think of your parents? -> kenapa-shazzy feat lah ve


9. What do you think about very often?-> the little things-colbie calliat


10. What is 2 + 2? -> i want it that way-backstreet boys


11. What do you think of your best friend(s)?-> please dont go-boys to men


12. What do you think of the person you like?-> you and your hand-pink


13. What is your life story?-> you and i both-jason mraz


14. What do you want to be when you grow up? -> king of anything-sara baraellis


15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?-> everybody-backstreet boys


16. What will you dance to at your wedding? -> 4 minutes-jt, madonna



17. What will they play at your funeral?-> wake up-three days grace


18. What is your biggest fear?-> show me the meaning of being lonely-backstreet boys


19. What is your biggest secret?-> its not my time- three doors down


20. What will you post this as?-> hanging by a moment-lifehouse

irreplaceable

Life is funny... an irony. i have to admit that i have no regrets about the past or the present. what happened had a reason. and we are not close anymore. but enough for me to appreciate their presence and the friendship more and more.

would i change the sequence of events? yes. but only for it to be cleaner. less hurtful and more gradual. the result was inevitable but it still hurt to be so disposable.

because that was in the past and now this is the present


hmmm...

best couples on the screen

Recently, StarTwo created the best couple on tv shows things. and can you believe it my pick of best couple is the last on the list. so here is my choice. i know. i AM LAME.

1. CHUCK & BLAIR

one would assume this is an obvious choice right? anyway. they exude chemistry. i hated that they are together so early in the series coz eventually they won't last. i love destructive relationships. when they went out to destroy each other, that was GOLD! haha.. and how can you resist the fact that this playboy have managed to fall in love when we thought he never had a heart..





2. HUGH GRANT & JULIA ROBERTS - Notting Hill

The movie nurtured the romantic in me. and granted the story itself is good enough that any other couple would have pulled it off. but we have hugh grant and julia roberts and they were so perfect that the corny final scene did not make me cringe.



3. HARRY POTTER & HERMIONE

J.K Rowling made ron weasley into a wimpy character who whines about the good fortunes of his bestfriend. and made hermione a strong independent woman and expect me to buy into the love between ron & hermione? no where in the BOOK can you read into any romantic feeling between the two! and it correctly translated into the movie.. the fact that hermione is dependable and smart complemented Harry Potter's heroism. SIGH~ their story as i want it to be will only be in my head.





ok so the pictures did not really show the perfect couple that they are. so see the movie. im right :P

4. Barney Stinson & Robin Scherbatsky

they were together briefly in how i met your mother.. i guess they wont work coz barney would cease being a womanizing jackass and thats just not funny..




5. ANGEL & BUFFY

OK FINE I KNOW BOTH SERIES ENDED. But this is what forbidden love looks like. not some lame Twilight couple of agony. they are my first choice had the series still ran. and i know spike was a good match for buffy as cordelia was for angel. but then BUFFY & ANGEL are legendary..




now this is a love story. let me sum up twilight. "i can't be with you because i want to drink your blood and now my vampire clan knows your my girlfriend and wants to kill you because i'm in love with you. so i have to leave you because i love you too much to let them hurt you..."

really? REALLY??? lame lame lame. try this. angel is a vampire and buffy is a vampire slayer. simple enough to spin off a lot of issues. TWILIGHT SUCKS. that said.. edward cullen is HOT. hahaha..

Sindrom penyakit.

ANDA ADE SINDROM-SINDROM INI???


- jerawat bertambah di muka anda yang licin tu
- anda gagal mengingati hari. cuma ingat tarikh je
- tak mandi/ mandi kambing
- tido tak nyenyak/ terlebih nyenyak
- kurang selera makan/ terasa ingin makan setiap jam
- angin memanjang
- rase semacam/ 'emotional imbalance'
- rasa ingin terjun bangunan???


JANGAN RISAU!!!
anda mungkin terkena penyakit 'finals dah dekat!!!!!' (cakap dengan suara doraemon)

anda hanya perlu minum MAKJUN SRIKANDI FATIMAH!!!

* boleh didapati di toko-toko jamu atau farmasi berhampiran anda.

Kenapa saya tak pegi exam.

Ketika saya sedang mandi di dalam toilet di bilik saya, saya terdengar satu bunyi dentuman yang sangat kuat. Saya sangat terkejut dan takut tetapi saya tidak boleh keluar dari toilet sebab... saya tengah mandi la.. heh. saya terdengar suara yang tidak dikenali. takut saya bukan kepalang lagi... tetapi... ditegaskan saya tengah mandi. dan takkan saya nak keluar dengan hanya memakai baju dan tuala.

Maka saya duduk di dalam toilet dan cuba meneliti bunyi bunyi yang ade... saya terdengar orang menjerit: " EEEWWWWW!!!!!!" "TAK NAK!!!!!!!!!!!!" saya takut lagi. selepas itu saya teringat akan roomate saya betiga orang itu. saya cuak kerana tidak tahu ape yang berlaku dan masa semakin suntuk untuk pegi ke exam. dah la jauh pulak exam tu. buat kat banquet. setelah tidak dapat menunggu lebih lama saya memutuskan untuk keluar dari toilet dan meninjau keadaan di luar. saya pon membuka hengsel pintu itu. (hengsel ke hensel?? tak kesah la..)

alangkah takut nye saya apabila saya mendapati hensel itu tersangkut dan saya tidak dapat membuka pintu shower room saya. saya mula suspens! DAH TAK DE MASA DAH NI!!!! saya fkir benda yang saya dah belajar dengan bertungkus lumus tadi dan juga kertas periksa yang akan saya duduki (tu pon kalau sempat pegi exam la). saya bertambah panik dan risau dan cemas sehingga kan saya berpeluh dingin (dalam toilet pulak kan, sejuk la..)

saya cuba untuk menjerit, tapi malu pulak nak jerit panggil orang masa dalam toilet. ditambah pula saya tidak tahu keadaan orang di luar tu bagaimana... saya cuba lagi... menggunakan segala ilmu yang ade. saya cuba untuk memanjat.... licin pulak.... nak selit bawah pintu.... MEMANG TAK LA! (ingat kau flubber??? heh) setelah agak lama lagi dan tidak kedengaran bunyik bunyi di luar, akhirnye dengan kuasa ajaib setelah puas berjampi pintu tu boleh bukak. saya berasa sangat bangga... hahahaha...

saya 'tip-toe' untuk masuk ke bilik dan meninjau keadaan.... sunyi sepi.... suspens... dub dab. dub dab. dub dab..... saya selak langsir compartment sebelah. tiada orang..... pelik nye. saya pegi compartment saya, selak dengan penuh suspens...... dub dab. dub dab. dub dab....

saya selak....... tiba tiba............... SURPRISE!!! saya gile terkejut yang teramat sangat dan terjatuh pengsan.... adui. malunye... dah la baru mandi..... saya terus tak ingat ape jadi lepas tu.

bile saya bukak mata saya nampak roomate saya memandang saya sambil tersengih. saya lantas bangun dengan pantas nye sebab ade exam!!!!! KAU LUPA?! mereka juga terkejut. kawan saya telah menahan saya dan tunjuk surat mc dari klinik. saya macam...... EH. DAPAT MC. TAK YAH EXAM!!!!!! hehehe..... mereka kate saya pengsan. diorang panggil doktor suruh datang dan die bagi mc sebab dah lambat nak pegi exam.


MAKA............ madam, sebab tu la saya tak pegi exam tadi. bukan sebab saya tak belajar. saya dah baca buku tau! nak buat macam mana.... kuang kuang kuang~~~~

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