Monday, May 30, 2011

Build for Speed??

Ever seen these images??





Malaysians on the road seemed to take it as a challenge to break the speed limit rather than a rule that has to be followed.. i get it that sometimes the speed limit might be pushing it too far. say putting a 90 km/h restraint on a 4 lane expressway with a long stretch of road. but even so i find it annoying that those who chose to stick to the speed limit (case in point: ME) are overtaken only to be served with a serving of scornful looks from some beemer.. i am already on the slow lane.. sticking obstinately to the speed limit. i care not for your highlight. it is a RIGHT for me. My RIGHT of way. but alas as life on the road of malaysia goes, i am the obstruction...

This is me pledging to stick to the bloody speed limit even though it may annoy and harass those late to their appointment.. if you are late. drive fast. go to the fast lane. im sure as hell won't be THERE. and here's another image..


Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Hadith in choosing a wife

Prophet SAW said

“Women may be married for four things: their wealth, their lineage, their beauty and their religious commitment. Choose the one who is religiously-committed, may your hands be rubbed with dust (i.e., may your prosper).”

Sunday, May 15, 2011

The price we had to pay for development.

Saya dah pernah cakap sebelum ni that I understand the need for development. However, kite kena fikir consequences of that development. bukan setakat traffic jam, and kena amek rumah orang but also other factors yang boleh memudaratkan penduduk di kawasan tersebut.

Korang nak buat highway 6 lane depan rumah aku, kitorang tak kesah. but buat la elok elok. kalau kau buat elok elok confirm benda nye tahan lama and semua saliran elok. ni tidak. sekarang ni dah kerap betul air naik bile hujan lebat. air masuk kete. korang fikir sape nak tanggung kos nak repair and servis sume??? ingat kerajaan nak layan pasal benda benda macam ni??

Memang la time nak buat sume sokong... "oh.. bagus la untuk negara, sistem lebih efisien dan segala mcam taik lagi. memang la. tapi kalau dah sampai menganiaya hidup org efisien kepala tengkorak kau!

ni baru buat highway. blom start mrt. nanti die nak buat mrt depan rumah aku kite pon tak tau ape jadi. korang memang la tak kesah, suke je naik turun mrt. aku yg duduk bwah ni?? tunggu je roda tu hempap bumbung?? bunyi bising siang malam?? ade kau kesah???

korang nak buat ape ape suke hati la.. tapi planning biar la elok skit. ni asyik songlap duit. pastu jambatan runtuh la... saliran tak btol la.. org yg duduk depan jadi mangsa... org lain seronok je.. kalau sume benda boleh claim tak pe la. suke hati kau nk buat ape.. heh. persoalannye sampai bile orang kan sini nak endure??

KAU PIKIR SENDIRI.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Perempuan tak boleh bawak kete??

Kronologi kebanyakan accident:

situasi 1:
Lembab btol kete depan ni (padahal ni dah lane kedua and speed kete depan is already 90km/j)..
oh.. patot la.. PEREMPUAN rupanye! heh. nak potong la mana boleh jantan drive belakang perempuan. (terus berlagak macho menekan minyak nak potong. lupa bagi signal... DANG!!! accident.

situasi 2:
Si A: eh, jgn dekat sgt la dgn kete depan ni. die bawak manual, karang die undur.
Si jantan: ah, pedulik ape aku. pompuan bawak kete. rapat kan kete dgn die biar die pressure so tak bagi chance utk die undur.
*bile lampu hijau, maka die terundur. DANG!!! langgar.
Si A: kan dah ckp jgn dekat! kenapa nak sampai cium kete die. kan dah kemek.
Si jantan: NI SUME SALAH DIE LA. SAPE SURUH UNDUR. PEREMPUAN. BAWAK KETE PON TAK RETI.
-memang la brader. kau dulu tak belajar ke, bile berhenti kena 2 meter. ni la reason die bahlul. pastu salahkan org.

situasi 3:
trafik light merah tapi die langgar dgn alasan jantan sure ok punye, and kete yg tgh hijau tu perempuan bawak. sure lembab.
lepas tu.... DANG!!!
Si jantan: mcm mana kau boleh langgar. tak nampak ke kete aku??!!!

situasi 4:
Si jantan tgh bergurau senda dgn awek die dlm kete. simpang tu sah sah sume belok kanan, die nak jugak corner baring sampai amek dua lane. DANG!!!
Si jantan: mcm mana awak bawak kete??!!! padahal die yang tgh beromen dgn awek and sah sah masuk lane org.

situasi 5:
Si jelita tgh berhati hati bwak kete, mematuhi segala had laju dan undang-undang.
Si jantan: hahaha... patot la.. perempuan yg bwk. lembab btol.

Kesimpulan: JANTAN secara perasannye ingat diorang lagi hebat bwak kete when sebenarnye diorang tak. situasi ini berlaku sebab diorang ingat diorang lagi hebat dan jadi samseng yang membuatkan perempuan kena selalu berhati hati untuk mengelakkan dari menjadi mangsa ke-ego-an lelaki.

TAPI, diorang tetap nak jugak buat hal, maka berlaku la accident. lepas tu of course salahkan perempuan.. benda ni sume biasa, kalau dah bodoh bodoh jugak. bodoh sombong pulak tu.. asyik nak menindas je. kalau sume bwak kete elok elok tolak ansur confirm kurang accident.

Sekian.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Unlucky

I am at a point where LIFE just refuse to move. I have for the past 4 weeks spend my time reliving each joyful moment that has occurred during my final semester.

And while writing this i have a big lump on my throat. I MISS MY LIFE. and most of all i miss TAYAN. i miss the simple everyday life where everything was so sure and i am safely in my room reading a book while tayan is on her computer beating my butt in plants vs zombies.

THAT was my life. It may not seem like much but to me it meant everything. the stability, security and the best friendship.

fast forward to the now --->

I have nothing on the line. I'm not waiting for something definite to begin. There is no future date where something begins for me. This is not a holiday. This is LIFE ON HOLD. and i am not liking it.

BUT. i digress. The point of this post is basically to tell people the obvious FACT OF LIFE. some people are born under a lucky star that no matter how much you surpass them in academic excellence, they are the ones who has LIFE FIGURED OUT.

FOR some bloody reason i don't have interviews line up all this week when i damn sure should have.. No one is knocking on my door, falling over each other to get to me...

NO.. i wasn't born under the same damn star...

THEY have something definite to go to. THEY don't have life on hold. In actual fact THEY have moved on while I twiddle with my thumb looking at my own future placed in my palm without a clue of where i'm going...

damn..

Monday, May 2, 2011

The melody is persistent.
It's catchy and sing-a-long. and as a rule i adore country music.. BUT the song is too repetitive for my taste.

But i'm not analyzing a song. MY POINT is that the song is ACCURATE. of how i feel about tayan...
and it makes me smile when i hear it because it is exact in how good it feels to be around tayan.. i can't put it in better words..

Absolutely no one that knows me better
No one that can make me feel sooo goooood
How did we stay so long together?
When everybody, everybody said we never would
And just when I, I start to think they're right
That love has died...

[Chorus:]
There you go making my heart beat again,
Heart beat again,
Heart beat again
There you go making me feel like a kid
Won't you do it and do it one time?
(in the context that u protect me from any virus and people. u played the adult to keep me safe)
There you go pulling me right back in,
Right back in,
Right back in
And I know-oo I'm never letting this go-ooo

I'm stuck on you
Whutooo whutooo
Stuck like glue
You and me baby we're stuck like glue
Whutooo whutooo
Stuck like glue
You and me baby we're stuck like glue

Some days I don't feel like trying
Some days you know I wanna just give up
When it doesn't matter who's right, fight about it all night
Had enough
You give me that look
"I'm sorry baby let's make up"
You do that thing that makes me laugh
And just like that...

I'm stuck on you