1. When your mom wanted to buy a small dining table insisting that she no longer cook that much and the table could fit the few dishes she cook, JANGAN PERCAYA. over time, she might again love to cook and the table just couldnt fit everything.
2. Invest on a steering lock for your car. Not only it can help to prevent theft, but you can also use it when you are involve in an accident and it is totally not your fault. Fungsinye: pukul orang tu. after all, not only your car kemek, but also your heart. Hit him harder if he doesnt want to pay!
3. Knock before you enter your friend's room. Trust me. you do NOT want to catch them making out whichever style that is.
4. NEVER lend your shoes to your friends. they might end up not returning it at all, or they have smelly feet as they do not like to wear socks.
5. do not be over sensitive when one of your friends have a bestfriend. you have your own boyfriend or girlfriend, just let them be happy single but at least with a bestfriend.
6. do not move in together before marriage. if you think you can handle living together, you might as well just get married. at least you dont have to worry about jais or any 'accident'.
7. when one of your friends' father passed away suddenly without you knowing the reason, NEVER assume he dies in a prostitution house. Dosa besar fitnah orang berzina. ishishish....
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